You Mean I Actually Have to Watch Her?

It used to be easy watching Abigail. I could barricade her into the living room, make sure there were no little things on the floor to swallow (even though she always found something to eat anyways),

and then do my homework on the computer. But now, she is an educated girl-an escape artist- something I never could have taught her if I tried. Great. Now I actually have to watch her when I'm in charge of her ;)

(She makes you feel bad but really she's fakin it)

I guess we love her.